Funny Poems
Silly rhymes and humorous poems that will make you giggle
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The Wobbly Tooth
The Wobbly Tooth
In a bathroom bright, with tiles so white, Stood a mirror, gleaming in the light. Little Lily stared, with worried frown, At a tiny tooth, wobbling up...
The Silliest Clown
The Silliest Clown
In a tent striped red and white, so grand, Where sawdust danced upon the land, The Silliest Clown, with shoes so wide, Was ready for a circus ride! H...
The Giggly Ghost
The Giggly Ghost
In a house creaky, old, and gray, Where shadows danced the night away, Lived a ghost named Boo, quite small, Ready for scares, to give his all. A bra...
The Ticklish Monster
The Ticklish Monster
In a dark, scary cave, where shadows creep, A monster hid deep, secrets to keep. He wasn't scary, not a bit, He just feared kids, and their playful wi...
Clumsy Bear
Clumsy Bear
Tripping on a root, so stout, In the woods, a funny shout! Clumsy Bear, all fluffy brown, Tumbled head-over-heels down! The woods were green, the su...
The Goat is silly
The Goat is silly
The Goat is Silly (Poem body) Baa-baa! Honk-honk! What a farmyard sound! Silly Goat's awake, dancing on the ground! Sunbeams peek on fences, red and...
Slip on ice
Slip on ice
Walking on the road so gray, Where slushy snow just loves to play, A little kid with boots so bright, Stepped out with all his tiny might! The road w...
Elephant big nose
Elephant big nose
In the savanna, sun so bright, Golden grasses, what a sight! A watering hole, cool and deep, Where sleepy hippos softly sleep. Elmer the elephant, bi...
the Tickle
the Tickle
Sneaky shadows, moonbeams bright, In a bedroom, dark as night. Toy cars scattered, books askew, A monster hid, with eyes of blue! Barnaby the Monster...
The Goofy Monkeys
The Goofy Monkeys
In jungles green, where vines all sway, The Goofy Monkeys start their day! A leafy roof, a sunny floor, Ready for fun, and wanting more! Playing arou...
The Funny Clown Dance
The Funny Clown Dance
Walking, tripping, into the ring, A clown with shoes, a very strange thing! Big red nose and hair so bright, Ready to dance with all his might! The C...
The Wobbly Tooth
The Wobbly Tooth
In a bathroom bright, all shiny and white, Stood a mirror, reflecting the light. A bubbly face, with eyes full of glee, Stared back at a kid, that’s m...
The Sneezy Scarecrow
The Sneezy Scarecrow
In fields of gold, where cornstalks rise, Beneath the sunny, summer skies, Stood Paddy, the Scarecrow, a funny old sight, With button eyes gleaming, e...
The Banana Peel Slip
The Banana Peel Slip
Walking down the street so grand, A city sidewalk, close at hand! Cars zoom by with a "honk, honk, HEE!" A bustling place for you and me! A boy named...
The Ticklish Monster
The Ticklish Monster
In a shadowy bedroom, where dust bunnies reside, And moonlight peeked softly, afraid to step inside, Lived a monster, quite grumpy, beneath the small ...
The Silly Socks running out fully
The Silly Socks running out fully
Running out from room completely always, The silliest socks, in crazy displays! Bedroom, quick fully ever them, a socky zoo, Stripes and spots, a mism...
Tickling kiwi funny quick
Tickling kiwi funny quick
On shelves standing, bright and tall, Jars of jam, a wobbly ball, Spices stacked, a ginger brew, And nestled there, a kiwi, new! Quickly, fully, loade...
The Zipping Zucchini
The Zipping Zucchini
On a shelf, in the fridge, so bright and so cool, Sat Zucchini, green and oblong, ignoring the rule! Lettuce and berries, all frosty and near, But Zuc...
The Burping Blueberries bowl
The Burping Blueberries bowl
On the table, fully now, a sight to behold, A bowl of blueberries, stories to be told! The Burping Blueberries sat, a mountain small, Ready for advent...
The Jiggling Jellybean Jar
The Jiggling Jellybean Jar
On the shelf, so brightly gleaming, A glass jar, a sugary dreaming! A Jellybean, plump and so sweet, A curious Child, with tapping feet, And the Jar,...
The Ticklish Tangerine
The Ticklish Tangerine
In a basket, bright and bold, Apples red and plums of gold, Grapes in bunches, green and sweet, A fruity jungle, quite a treat! Tangerine, so round a...
The Chuckling Chocolate Bar
The Chuckling Chocolate Bar
On a candy shelf, so bright and grand, Lived treats in wrappers, close at hand. Gummy bears bounced, lollipops gleamed, A sugared kingdom, a candy dre...
The Squeaking Strawberries
The Squeaking Strawberries
In a kitchen, bright and sunny, Sat a bowl, all gold and funny. Filled with fruits, a juicy sight, Waiting for a hungry bite. But wait! A squeak, a t...
The Yawning Yogurt Cup
The Yawning Yogurt Cup
In a fridge, bright and white, where the cold air blows, Lived a Yogurt Cup, with a sleepy nose. Sunbeams peeked through, a daytime delight, But insid...
The Hiccupping Hot Dog
The Hiccupping Hot Dog
(Keep it kid-friendly and fun.) At the ballpark, bright and grand, Cheers erupted, all across the land! Green grass gleamed, the sun shone bold, A bas...
The Sneezing Silly Sausage
The Sneezing Silly Sausage
In aisle five, where pickles gleam, And cereal boxes stand and beam, A sausage lay, quite plump and round, With sneezes that would shake the ground! ...
The Giggling Gumdrop
The Giggling Gumdrop
In a candy shop, bright and grand, With lollipops held in a sticky hand, And jellybeans piled in rainbow mounds, Where sugary laughter always resounds...
The Jumping Jack-in-the-Box
The Jumping Jack-in-the-Box
In a toy room, bright and bold, With blocks of wood and stories told, A Jack-in-the-box, all painted red, Sat waiting, tucked in his little bed. Litt...
The Burping Bubble Machine
The Burping Bubble Machine
In Benny's backyard, bright and bold, A birthday party, stories told! Balloons like berries, red and blue, A cake with candles, shining through. A cu...
The Walking Talking Clock
The Walking Talking Clock
In shadows deep, where moonbeams creep, A bedroom sleeps, in slumber deep. Toys are still, the curtains sway, Waiting for the break of day. But hark!...
The Coughing Kettle
The Coughing Kettle
In a kitchen, bright with morning light, Where sunbeams danced with all their might, Stood a kettle, stout and round, Ready to make a bubbly sound. B...
The Silliest Rhyme
The Silliest Rhyme
In a classroom bright, with posters galore, Sat kids like sprinkles on a candy store floor! Miss Lily smiled wide, with a book in her hand, Ready to r...
The Singing Toaster
The Singing Toaster
The sun peeked in, a golden slice, Across the kitchen, oh so nice! The fridge hummed low, the kettle sighed, And in the corner, something spied… A sh...
Lion learns to laugh
Lion learns to laugh
In jungles green and savannah wide, Where sunshine beamed with golden pride, Lived Leo Lion, oh so grand, The sternest king throughout the land. A ser...
The Fox Stealing pies!
The Fox Stealing pies!
In gardens green, near village square, Where roses bloomed and sunbeams glare, A cunning fox, with eyes so bright, Prepared for mischief in the light....
The Dancing School's Journey
The Dancing School's Journey
In a school with trumpets and drums so bright, Where pianos chuckled with all their might, Lived kids with shoes tied in a funny knot, Ready for danci...
The Baker's Bread Surprise
The Baker's Bread Surprise
In Baker Barnaby's bakery, bright and grand, Floury clouds danced with a helping hand! Ovens hummed a happy, toasty tune, Underneath a sky of sugared ...
The Dancing Dinosaur's Steps
The Dancing Dinosaur's Steps
In halls of stone, where shadows creep, A dusty museum, fast asleep, Stood skeletons, all bone and might, Until one day, with morning's light... A di...
The Singing Robot's Show
The Singing Robot's Show
In gleaming towers, bright lights did gleam, A futuristic city, a vibrant dream! The Singing Robot's show was set to start, With whirring gears and a...
The Friendly Alien's Visit
The Friendly Alien's Visit
A spaceship landed with a "thump," Right in my backyard, a grassy bump! The time? Midnight, all dark and deep, While fireflies winked and crickets did...
The Clown's Funny Face
The Clown's Funny Face
A circus tent, a rainbow bright, With spotlights shining, oh what a sight! The Clown's Funny Face! A honking nose, a painted grin, The show begins, ...
The Snail's Sticky Trail
The Snail's Sticky Trail
Slow and slimy, a snail so small, In a garden green, standing very tall! Lettuce leaves rustled, tomatoes so red, A veggie adventure was in his head! ...
The Friendly Ghost's Game
The Friendly Ghost's Game
In an old, creaky house, dusty and grand, Lived a ghost named Boo, quite misunderstood, planned A game, not to scare, but to giggle and gleam, “Wanted...
The Bouncing Ball's Big Day
The Bouncing Ball's Big Day
The playground buzzed, a joyful hive, Where swings soared high and children thrive. A rainbow slide, so shiny bright, A perfect stage for silly flight...
The Mischievous Monkey's Mess
The Mischievous Monkey's Mess
In jungles green, where sunlight streams, A tropical world of playful dreams! A Monkey lived, so quick and sly, With fur of brown and twinkle in his ...
The Giggly Goblin's Grin
The Giggly Goblin's Grin
In a cave, all dark and deep, Where shadows danced and secrets sleep, Lived a goblin, green and small, Loved to play tricks on one and all! The Giggl...
The Dancing Ducks' Dilemma
The Dancing Ducks' Dilemma
In a muddy pond near town, so sticky and brown, Lived three silly ducks, renowned 'round! Couldn't waddle straight, they'd wobble and sway, Tripping o...
Giggles the Goose's Silly Song
Giggles the Goose's Silly Song
A farmyard filled with hay, Where sunshine danced all through the day, Stood Farmer Giles, a grumpy soul, Whose laughter rarely took its toll. Goose ...
Rainbow Fish's Sparkly Smile
Rainbow Fish's Sparkly Smile
In coral reefs shimmering with light, Where sunbeams danced, oh so bright, Lived Rainbow Fish, with scales so grand, But lonely heart in ocean sand. H...
The Squirrel's Nutty Quest
The Squirrel's Nutty Quest
In sun-dappled glade, where shadows did play, Lived Squeaky the Squirrel, one bright, breezy day. The ferns unfurled gently, the birds sang so sweet, ...