The Hiccupping Hot Dog

(Keep it kid-friendly and fun.) At the ballpark, bright and grand, Cheers erupted, all across the land! Green grass gleamed, the sun shone bold, A baseball tale, about to unfold!

A hot dog, plump, within a bun, Had hiccups! Oh, this wasn't fun! *HIC!* went the mustard, with a squeeze, *HIC!* went the relish, on the breeze!

The Vendor, Pete, with hat askew, Said, "Hot dog, friend, what's wrong with you?" He bounced and jiggled, quite a sight, *HIC!* flew ketchup, left and right!

A Fan named Millie, with a shout so clear, Cried, "Catch that wiener! Oh dear, oh dear!" The hot dog hiccupped, loud and strong, As players sang along with his funny song.

*HIC!* bounced the hot dog to third base, *HIC!* then danced with style and grace. He flipped and flopped, a silly show, Each hiccup making ketchup flow!

He hiccupped high, then low he dipped, Then landed in a giant chip! The crowd all cheered, they clapped and roared, A hot dog rodeo, they adored!

The game was paused, with laughter bright, As everyone watched the hiccup fight! The Vendor then, with clever plan, Tickled that hot dog, with his hand!

A giant *POOF!*, a silly sound, The hiccups gone, all around! The hot dog smiled, so wide and grand, "A fun and tasty game, throughout the land!"