Funny Hat

A Party! Balloons bounced, bright and bold, Streamers twisted, stories told. Cake sat waiting, frosted high, Ready for a sugary sigh!

A clown waddled in, with shoes so grand, And on his head, a helping hand! (Well, not a hand, a HAT, you see,) The silliest hat you'll ever agree!

This hat! Oh, this hat! A sight to behold! A rubber chicken, brave and bold, Perched on a teacup, painted green, With a ping pong ball, a juggling queen!

The children gasped, their eyes grew wide, At the crazy contraption, the clown couldn’t hide. They pointed and giggled, a chorus so sweet, As the rubber chicken waggled its plastic feet!

He juggled some sausages, right off the hat, (Oh, what a mess, just imagine that!) One landed on Susie, one bounced on Tom's nose, The children erupted, from their heads to their toes!

He tripped on a ribbon, the hat took a flight, Landing ker-plunk! in the cake, what a sight! Icing and feathers, a gooey delight, The clown just shrugged, with all of his might.

He pulled out the hat, all sticky and sweet, And popped it right back on, can't be beat! The children all cheered, their laughter rang true, That silly hat clown, made their party brand new!

So thanks to the clown, and his hat so absurd, The funniest party, you ever have heard! He brought smiles and laughter, a joyous sound, The silliest clown, the best to be found!